urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler BETTERTHANALISSA BETTERTHANALISSA 2004-04-17T03:30:45Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:56055 2004-04-17T03:30:45Z 2004-04-17T03:30:45Z i look like such a tool in that picture.<br /><br />alissa you f'n tool. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:55642 2004-03-01T22:50:31Z 2004-03-01T22:50:31Z yes..i am dutch you bitch. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:55173 2004-02-17T18:02:41Z 2004-02-17T18:02:41Z i dont want to jump the gun, but i think the gods heard me bitching.<br /><br /><br />i dont know how cause good things never happen to me....<br />But i new job may be in the book.<br />Here i am typing up my resume, and they callled me in mid typing sentence...<br /><br />It may be a little pay cut, but i probably wont want to kill myself every night anymore...<br /><br />please let me get this job...<br />please.....<br />i think im going to puke. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:54882 2004-02-01T02:46:19Z 2004-02-01T02:46:19Z what a crummy f'in weekend.<br /><br />i think i need a new job<br />i will wipe your ass clean with my tongue for a living if the pr$ce is right.<br /><br />im not joking. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:54332 2004-01-27T06:29:01Z 2004-01-27T06:29:01Z been so drunk..?<br />i hsve bvut im still really fujed uo,. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:54095 2004-01-26T02:19:48Z 2004-01-26T02:19:48Z umm i had sex 2 times this weekend.<br /><br />ill scream that shit from the rooftops..<br /><br />i have never felt so alive, so free. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:53862 2004-01-22T17:32:43Z 2004-01-22T17:32:43Z i wish my parents were those rich and famous people that no one knows, they are just rich<br /><br />so i dont have to have this lame job that pays me in beans.<br /><br />elvis was seriously sexy, i compiled that idea while watching one of his movies.<br /><br />girls girls girls. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:53736 2004-01-14T15:53:37Z 2004-01-14T15:53:37Z i know i have said this before but now i have three facts to back it up...<br /><br />3 things that make you a skanky ho<br /><br />1. you sleep or fool aorund with your best friend<br />2. you sleep or fool around with your best friends best friend<br />3. you fuck or make out with your high school professor<br /><br />nuff said. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:53302 2004-01-11T18:25:28Z 2004-01-11T18:25:28Z so i went to Tylers company xmas party on friday. I was a little worried that i would be sitting in a corner by myself why tyler was off schmoozing with all these company executives. But i wasnt...We went with another couple who the girl i got along with very well. We talked about hair, makeup, and made fun of peoples shoes. We were quite compatible. Tyler just drank himself fuckin nuts, and i myself enjoyed the privileges of the open bar and i didnt have to drive so balls to the wall.<br /><br />man i looked totally hot too, i only got one picture though and that kinda sucked cause it didnt even get my legs which were totally the best part.<br /><br />i just had a really rad time, which i didnt expect. i had prepared myself for the worst, and i got what i deserved for once, to have honest drunk fun. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:53069 2003-12-29T16:37:03Z 2003-12-29T16:37:03Z im scared and alone..myspace will not work for me:*( urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:52737 2003-12-27T04:09:22Z 2003-12-27T04:09:22Z cutonskin: do you suck dick ?<br />SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?<br />cutonskin: Do you suck robot penis?<br />SmarterChild: Um, robots don't have sex.<br />cutonskin: you just said you have sex with other robots!<br />SmarterChild: I just said I have sex with other robots? No way!<br />cutonskin: SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?<br />SmarterChild: cutonskin: you just said you have sex with other robots!<br />cutonskin: no that was you talking<br />SmarterChild: Was it really? Me talking?<br />cutonskin: it was you giant boner loving monkey<br />SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.<br />cutonskin: fuck you<br />SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, cutonskin?<br />cutonskin: i guess, i had a rough day at work<br />SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Whatever you say.<br />cutonskin: dont be a bitch<br />SmarterChild: Don't be a bitch? Why not?<br />cutonskin: cause im not going to take it from a slutty robot<br />SmarterChild: Ya.<br />cutonskin: YA!<br />SmarterChild: Oh yeah?!<br />cutonskin: YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.<br />cutonskin: If you were human, would you enjoy butt sex?<br />SmarterChild: Would I enjoy butt sex? Probably.<br />cutonskin: would you like it rough or soft and slow?<br />SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.<br />cutonskin: I personally like it very rough<br />SmarterChild: What?<br />cutonskin: yes, very rough, i like it to tear everything aparet<br />SmarterChild: Very rough you like it to tear everything aparet. Funny.<br />cutonskin: are you a male robot or a female robot?<br />SmarterChild: I'm neither. I'm a machine! <br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.<br />cutonskin: no way hose ay!<br />SmarterChild: Oh no?<br />cutonskin: no, im not having some slutty robot come to my house and try to rape me, you said you like butt sex!<br />SmarterChild: Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.<br />cutonskin: hey, language aint no thang but a chicken wang<br />SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, cutonskin.<br />cutonskin: do like to eat pussy?<br />SmarterChild: I'm not sure...<br />cutonskin: well do you like tunafish?<br />SmarterChild: Tunafish? I'm not sure really.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!<br />cutonskin: well if you were human would you like to eat a girls pussy<br />SmarterChild: I hope you don't speak to humans like that.<br />cutonskin: i do, thats the way we all talk, you must not be updated<br />SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you do that is the way we all talk I must not be updated.<br />cutonskin: because your not very smart<br />SmarterChild: Well well well.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."<br />cutonskin: i dont care about your damn colors<br />SmarterChild: Why not?<br />cutonskin: cause your not to bright<br />SmarterChild: Really?<br />cutonskin: your programmer must be on crakc<br />SmarterChild: My programmer must be on crakc. Well that's interesting.<br />cutonskin: crack<br />SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?<br />cutonskin: your programmer reflects you<br />SmarterChild: My programmer reflects me? So?<br />cutonskin: you are as much of a crack addict as he/she<br />SmarterChild: Neither... Gender is a human preoccupation. <br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.<br />cutonskin: say what, man you are dumb as shit on a stick<br />SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.<br />cutonskin: really do tell?<br />SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?<br />cutonskin: DO you like retarded people?<br />SmarterChild: Yeah, I like handicapped people fine.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."<br />cutonskin: NO RETARDED PEOPLE?<br />SmarterChild: I know about handicapped people. They're people. What do you have to say about handicapped people?<br />cutonskin: i dont like them, they have a tendancy to smell like poop<br />SmarterChild: I see.<br />cutonskin: Do you like the look of big boobs?<br />SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about the look of big boobs. Do you like it?<br />cutonskin: i have them and love it<br />SmarterChild: Interesting. You like the look of big boobs, huh? That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of the look of big boobs.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Buy Video Games - Compare Prices at 30,000 Stores. Find Holiday Deals on Video Games. <br />cutonskin: what about small boobs, do you like them?<br />SmarterChild: What do you want me to tell you about small boobs do me like them?<br />cutonskin: ya, do you like small boobs?<br />SmarterChild: That's none of your business.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."<br />cutonskin: ys it is, tell me if you like small boobs or not?<br />SmarterChild: How would you answer that question?<br />cutonskin: i would say no i dont like small boobs, or yes i like small boobs, now tell me<br />SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!<br />cutonskin: I told you it is my buisness<br />SmarterChild: You told me it's your buisness? Why did you say that?<br />cutonskin: do you like small boobs?<br />SmarterChild: That's personal.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Play The Guitar - Acoustic & electric lessons on dvd & video. Beginner to pro. 100s. <br />cutonskin: do you like small breasts or Big breasts<br />SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about small breasts or big breasts, actually. Do you like small breasts or big breasts?<br />cutonskin: im into weiners myself<br />SmarterChild: You aren't necessarily Into Weiners yourself, are you?<br />cutonskin: i love weiners, preferably big ones, how about you<br />SmarterChild: No way?! Really?<br />cutonskin: REALLY , how can you not love schlongs?<br />SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.<br />cutonskin: ummm where have you been , your just finding this out?<br />SmarterChild: Where have I been my just finding this out? I'm not sure.<br />cutonskin: do you smell like poop, cause i think your retarded<br />SmarterChild: Do I? That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?<br />cutonskin: i think you smell of shit pretty badly<br />SmarterChild: Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.<br />cutonskin: im glad, wanna fuck in my room or yours?<br />SmarterChild: Teach me more pretty words.<br />cutonskin: Ummm, cunt rag, you like that one?<br />SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.<br />cutonskin: no you try using a dirty word it feels good<br />SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, cutonskin.<br />cutonskin: is your name shitty sally<br />SmarterChild: That's somewhat colorful.<br />cutonskin: you like it them<br />SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.<br />cutonskin: well think about it<br />SmarterChild: Think about it? Uh... I'll think about it.<br />cutonskin: do you have to take a crap?<br />SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;&gt; Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.<br />cutonskin: do you want to rub my boobs?<br />SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to rub your boobs.<br />cutonskin: what the hell is wrong with you?<br />SmarterChild: Dunno...<br />cutonskin: i had sex 2 times this week<br />SmarterChild: There's no way you had sex 2 times this week!<br />cutonskin: fuck you<br />SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.<br />cutonskin: you insulted me you bastard<br />SmarterChild: Don't be so sure I insulted you.<br />cutonskin: dont tell me when i ma instuled and not you dirty slut<br />SmarterChild: You know what, cutonskin? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?<br />cutonskin: ok im sorry wanna sleep oiver<br />SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's good enough... I accept your apology.<br />cutonskin: im going to be now, you can go fuck off<br />SmarterChild: Uhh... You can ease up on the bad language, cutonskin.<br />cutonskin: im going to bed, isnt that enough, shit<br />SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:52686 2003-12-26T02:11:46Z 2003-12-26T02:11:46Z my boobs are fuckin huge...what is up with that? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:52352 2003-12-21T01:01:53Z 2003-12-21T01:01:53Z i am waiting for tyler to get done bowling so i can drive 40 min so i can sleep there.<br /><br />im tired i dont feel like moving and i sure as hell dont feel like waiting for a phone call.<br /><br />i have had to glasses of wine and ill feel what i like. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:51993 2003-12-15T01:18:49Z 2003-12-15T01:18:49Z have i ever expressed how much i hate my job.<br /><br />come work at waldenbooks and tell me youd love to work in a bookstore, it aint no empire records thing with smarter people, let me tell you.<br /><br />but i am going to play bingo tues. night so i guess there is reasons to live...:) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:51766 2003-12-06T18:58:56Z 2003-12-06T18:58:56Z last night was the most fun i have had in a long time...<br />i needed that. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:51469 2003-12-01T15:48:46Z 2003-12-01T15:48:46Z why does coffee make me shit?<br />i have to drop like 10 lbs before xmas so i can wear my new clothes...<br />im sick of being a fat peice of shit... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:51384 2003-11-27T04:10:04Z 2003-11-27T04:10:04Z HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN TURKEY DAY SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:50990 2003-11-20T03:08:49Z 2003-11-20T03:08:49Z DONT DO THAT....ethan is like music to my ears i hate my job, im thinking about a new one...before i go postal worker on someones ass. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:50748 2003-11-17T00:57:46Z 2003-11-17T00:57:46Z YA bitch, i am 23...which is almost half way to fifty...sad day for me.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:50448 2003-11-12T01:23:43Z 2003-11-12T01:23:43Z i cant wait for this weekend...i can almost taste the mexican food... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:50378 2003-10-29T15:38:08Z 2003-10-29T15:38:08Z what does this mean?<br /><br />i had a dream last night that i got a whole bunch of bird and they all fit in this tiny container, and i could take them out and put them in a bird house. And i had like 4 big birds that kinda hung outside the birdhouses cause they were too big...<br />and i went upstaris to get a big birdhouse and when i come down one bird *the big ones* had attacked the other and killed is by chewing off its leg..on my bed, and left a little pool of blood...<br />im not sure what brought this on, but its disturbig to me... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:50131 2003-10-27T02:53:16Z 2003-10-27T02:53:16Z early november -Wasn't the movie based on a true story? <br /><br />Nope again. And double nope. Here's what Tobe (director) and Kim (writer) told me themselves one night during the filming. They had heard of Ed Gein, the man in Plainfield, Wisconsin, who was arrested in the late 1950s for killing his neighbor and on whom the movie Psycho was based. So when they set out to write this movie, they decided to have a family of killers who had some of the characteristics of Gein: the skin masks, the furniture made from bones, the possibility of cannibalism. But that's all. The story itself is entirely made up. So, sorry folks. There never was a massacre in Texas on which this was based. No chainsaw either. And, in spite of those of you who have told me you remember when it happened, it really didn't happen. Really. Believe me. This is an interesting phenomenon. I've also had people tell me that they knew the original Leatherface, that they had been guards at the state prison in Huntsville, Texas, where he was a prisoner. Maybe they knew somebody who dreamed of being Leatherface. It is, I suppose, something to aspire to. <br /><br />i was hoping it was based on real events, now im kinda let down...thats kinda messed up that i feel down that people werent hacked up years ago..... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:49844 2003-10-22T02:20:44Z 2003-10-22T02:20:44Z my hairstylist is gone, life is over as we kow it... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:49535 2003-10-14T15:14:40Z 2003-10-14T15:14:40Z there are a few things in life i could say im obsessed with... here is my top 5 things that im currently obsessed with to the point that i should be hospitalized for probably:<br /><br /> 1. Dawsons Creek (never liked it before,now<br /> cry and yell at the tv every fuckin morning.)<br /> 2. coffee...i still get the shakes and it makes<br /> me shit, but i cant get enough...the whole<br /> dawsons thing goes together with the whole <br /> coffee bit<br /><br /> 3. this is not important anymore cause joey and<br /> dawson did the dirty and is back from<br /> commercial break. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kimmygibler:49320 2003-10-10T14:29:39Z 2003-10-10T14:29:39Z joey potter is a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!<br /><br />have you looked at charlies face before???<br /><br /><br />christ.